I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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