The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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