Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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