fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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