the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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