At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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