I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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