u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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