I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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