Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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