he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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