i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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