As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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