No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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