Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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