Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
do nipples grow back?
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