she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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