id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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