D3 body, D1 cock
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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