He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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