Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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