doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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