Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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