what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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