I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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