We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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