What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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