yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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