You just made me feel so damn special
high people should be assigned attendants
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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