Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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