yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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