Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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