that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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