So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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