what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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