In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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