so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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