:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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