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(859): View more from Kentucky

I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.

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Thanks for throwing up on me.

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(859): I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night. (1-859): Thanks for throwing up on me. http://tfl.nu/msvj

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(231): View more from Michigan

we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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(231): we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers http://tfl.nu/anad

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.

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(423): I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4. http://tfl.nu/p8en

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(248): Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll. http://tfl.nu/4l0s

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(404): View more from Georgia

I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

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you spelled her name wrong

(404): View more from Georgia

not you too!!

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(404): I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer (678): you spelled her name wrong (404): not you too!! http://tfl.nu/woxr

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(301): I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables http://tfl.nu/82j1

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.

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(+44): it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it. http://tfl.nu/off0

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(304): View more from West Virginia

his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.

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(304): his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on. http://tfl.nu/aue5

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(805): View more from California

Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?

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and why are they spooning a flamingo?

(714): View more from California

they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.

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(805): Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor? (805): and why are they spooning a flamingo? (714): they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice. http://tfl.nu/n0m3

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(314): View more from Missouri

I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.

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(314): I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again. http://tfl.nu/qrkv

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(516): View more from New York

1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.

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By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.

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(516): 1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model. (516): By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method. http://tfl.nu/fz41

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(309): View more from Illinois

well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window

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(309): well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window http://tfl.nu/010r

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(909): View more from California

It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me

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And a merry methadone to all

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(909): It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me (626): And a merry methadone to all http://tfl.nu/a55x

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(631): View more from New York

Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps

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(631): Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps http://tfl.nu/unlw

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(239): View more from Florida

Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.

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(239): Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows. http://tfl.nu/ni5n

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