I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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