I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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