That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
