no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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