Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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