I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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