Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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