Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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