love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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