ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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