And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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