That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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