what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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