He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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