he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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