Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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