It's Friday. Sex?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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