bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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