Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS

(210): View more from Texas

Put my glitter back.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

either way he was missing a nipple.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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(205): View more from Alabama

Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.

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(512): View more from Texas

It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

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(510): View more from California

After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill

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